Scarlett Johansson may be trying out a second career. The buxom blonde beauty was spotted at the Coachella Music Festival this past weekend and someone passed her a microphone. Scarjo got on stage and sang some background for The Jesus and Mary Chain on their song “Just Like Honey.” Unfortunately, the going rumor is that Scarjo can’t sing. Apparently she had one word to sing and she sucked at it. I don’t know if that’s true or not, I wasn’t there. The music fest was out in the middle of the freaking desert. And I’m not giving up my air conditioning just to find out if Scarjo can sing. But you’d think with all the rolling around and dry humping she and Justin Timberlake did on that music video at least some musical ability would have rubbed off on her. Guess that wasn’t what she was rubbing
Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson Gets Called a Nasty Name April 23, 2007
Scarlett Johansson hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend and while she may have made fans happy with her ample and obvious cleavage, at least one photographer was unimpressed with the ta-ta twins. From TMZ: Photogs went wild trying to get a shot of Johansson heading into an SNL afterparty at McCormick & Schmick’s late Saturday night in New York. When the stacked starlet tried to brush by the crowd, one cameraman started shouting “don’t be a bitch! Bitch! Bitch!”
What, calling her a bitch didn’t make her suddenly stop, turn around and smile pretty for the camera? I’m shocked. Who can possibly figure out what women want these days?
Scarlett Johansson Are Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds Dating? April 10, 2007
New couple alert…and talk about taking the hotness to a new level. Hollywood is abuzz with the rumor that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are datingFrom US Magazine: On April 8, Johansson, 22, drew stares at NYC’s Carlyle hotel, where she dined with actor Ryan Reynolds and three others. “They were definitely together,” says an eyewitnessThe meal capped off a weekend of togetherness for the new couple, who ate Italian at Rao’s and kissed at the club Azza on April 6, then feasted on burgers and pasta at Odeon, near the actress’ apartment the next night. “She was very affectionate,” says a fellow Odeon
So this comes after Scarjo was supposedly dating Justin Timberlake and Ryan Reynolds was maybe, possibly dating fellow hot bod Jessica Biel who was also reportedly dating Justin. I sucked at geometry, is this a love quadrangle or a love trapezoid? Seriously, its time for Hollywood hotties to start looking for love a few blocks further off the strip. This is too close to incest for me to happy about sexy people having sex
Scarlett Johansson, Ryan Reynolds Scarlett Johansson Won’t Get Naked April 7, 2007
Scarlett Johansson may be able to act, but she’s best known in Hollywood for her smoking hot bod. The girl has more curves than a mountain road…more mountains too if you know what I mean. But Scarjo doesn’t plan on revealing her goodies to movie audiences. Life Style Extra reports: Scarlett Johansson is insisting on a no-nudity clause in all her movie contracts. The curvaceous 22-year-old is determined to be seen as a serious actress and now won’t commit to any role without the clauseOf course eventually the right payday will come along and she’ll give it up. And as long as Scarjo keeps showing up in public dressed like this I think horny guys everywhere will survive
Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson Flashes Some Side Boob March 25, 2007
As if we needed further proof that Scarlett Johansson’s breasts are the two most popular people in Hollywood. Here’s Scarjo all dressed up and her boobs are trying to steal the spotlight…and succeeding. Scarlett is lucky she didn’t get sued for causing whiplash as she walked around flashing her best side boob
Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel Do Girl Talk March 7, 2007
Here’s a sight to make Justin Timberlake cringe. Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel, both rumored to be Justin cuddle-bunnies, were spotted hanging together in Paris. And what do think they were talking about? From Just Jared: Scarlett lunched at the quaint Spoon restaurant and browsed through the Louis Vuitton showroom. After quickly making her escape out through the back door, Scarlett, 22, met up with her new best friend Biel, 25. The unlikely pair shopped together at the chic luxury shop “Le Bon Marche.” Both girls have kept mum on their possible Justin relationships. I doubt either of them wanted to risk the wrath of the still smoldering Cameron Diaz. Maybe that’s why the two have suddenly bonded…there’s safety in numbersYou know, my 7th grade health teacher said that when you sleep with someone, you sleep with all of their previous partners. So doesn’t that mean Jessica and Scarlett are like one step away from being lesbian lovers? Easy, boys, it’s just a statistic
Justin Timberlake, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel Scarlett Johansson is Playboy’s Sexiest Celebrity February 20, 2007
I doubt that she needed it, but Scarlett Johansson has yet more proof that she’s a super-sexy woman. Playboy Magazine has named Scarjo as their Sexiest Celebrity of the Year. Scarlett beat out a horde of other Hollywod hotties including Angelina Jolie, Beyonce and last year’s winner Jessica Alba,
Playboy’s reason for choosing the blonde beauty:
Scarlett Johansson is the apex of beauty and sensuality - from her porcelain skin to her fully feminine figure to her mysterious charisma, which is at once palpable and indefinable. So is “fully feminine” the new way to say big boobies? I don’t know who Scarlett’s publicist is, but I’m starting to think it’s Lucifer himself because this chick is everywhere. I’m waiting for the day that Scarlett presents an Oscar to herself for playing herself in “The Scarlett Johansson Story.” Oh, and I’m sure she and her rack will look fabulous doing it
Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson Goes to Harvard…For The Day February 16, 2007
Scarlett Johansson has been named “Woman of the Year” by the Hasting Pudding Theatricals at Harvard University. Scarlett braved the cold to ride in the traditional parade sandwiched between two guys in drag. From The Sydney Morning Herald: “Everything I ever dreamed of when I was a little girl is happening to me right now,” Johansson joked as two flamboyantly dressed male members of the theatrical troupe kissed her while she rode down Massachusetts Avenue in a BentleyJohansson told reporters she admired the actors for going on with the show. “I wouldn’t be caught dead in a bra and panties on a day like this,” she said. “They were really suffering for their craft.” The actress, who did not attend college, noted that her mother still pesters her about seeking higher education. “This is the closest I’ll ever get to a Harvard degree, for sure,” she said as she hoisted her pudding pot. The acting troupe said they were honoring Scarlett for her “lasting and impressive achievement to the world of entertainment.” But you know the real reason they picked her was so they could kiss her. Who says a college education doesn’t pay off?
Scarlett Johansson Scarlett is in Denial February 12, 2007
Scarlett Johansson is downplaying rumors that she and Justin Timberlake have entered coupledom. And she’s looking hot doing it. From All Headline News: She told E! News at the Grammy Awards, “We have a lot of friends in common, and Justin’s a sweetheart, and it’s always good to see him. But there’s a lot of speculation and I try not to read that stuff. I think when two people are single and are seen together, it’s immediately like a crazy feeding frenzy.” Of course Scarjo just happened to be at the Grammy Awards when she so coyly not-quite-denied being JT’s new cuddle-bunny. And there’s your proof. Unless you’re nominated for something, performing or watching your secret mattress bouncing partner perform, there is no good reason for going to the Grammy’s
Justin Timberlake, Scarlett Johansson Justin Timberlake Plays The Hot Girl Field February 6, 2007
Give it up to Mr. Sexy Back. Justin Timberlake went from snuggling up to Jessica Biel in snowy Sundance, to warming the sheets with Scarlett Johansson in Miami. Seriously, is the former boy bander hypnotizing all of Hollywood’s hottest chicks? From In Touch Weekly: “They [Scarjo and JT] spent the whole weekend together,” an insider tells In Touch. The pair — who reportedly had a fling after she starred in his video “What Comes Around…” — met up at his bungalow in the Delano hotel at around 3:00 a.m. on February 4, a witness tells In TouchLater that night, Justin and Scarlett were spotted at an exclusive after-party at Mokai. “They were dancing and whispering in each other’s ears,” an onlooker says. “They were having a really good time together.”
At 3:30 a.m. on February 5, the pair snuck out the back door holding hands and headed back to the Delano for the night. Although Jessica is still in the picture, an insider says, “Justin and Scarlett are totally back on.” Ok, Jessica and Scarlett are gorgeous. They could have an army of horny guys fulfilling their very whim. Why would either one of these girls hang around while a guy blantly hooks up with another woman? Let me rephrase that, why would either of these girls hook up with Justin Timberlake? What am I missing??
Justin Timberlake, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel Celebrities Go Disney January 29, 2007
David Beckham, Scarlett Johansson Beyonce and more are playing dress-up for Disney. Annie Liebovitz is photographing the celebs portraying famous Disney characters as part of Disney’s Year of a Million Dreams bonanza. Becks decided that he fits the bill as Prince Charming, complete with sword, white horse and fire breathing dragon. “There were many Disney characters I liked as a kid,” Beckham said in a statement released by Disney on Friday“Now my sons love the Disney characters and it’s a big part of their lives, a big part of many children’s lives around the world. So to be part of that is an honor and very exciting,” he said. Check out the pics of Scarlett as Cinderella (wearing a designer gown and a 62 carat Harry Winston tiara) and Beyonce as Alice in Wonderland. And is that Lyle Lovett sitting in the teacup? This whole thing is just a little too “look at the pretty celebrities” for me to support. Now if there were a few shots of Hilary Clinton as the Wicked Witch and Tom Cruise as Cruella del Ville, that I could get behind
Uncategorized, Beyonce, Scarlett Johansson, David Beckham Cameron Who? January 10, 2007
Did Justin Timberlake leave Cameron Diaz for super-babe Scarlett Johansson? JT and Scarlett met while working together on Justin’s new video. And that was while he and Diaz were still locking lips. Hmmm…I think I see someone trading up. Of course you can’t blame the guy. Cameron Diaz has been so full of herself lately. And Scarlett is, you know, gorgeous, talented and stacked like the shelves at Wal-Mart…high and full. Plus, her eyes don’t disappear whenever she smiles. I never really got why Cameron Diaz is supposd to be sexy, but when you put her next to Scarlett Johansson, she looks like Scarlett’s older wrinkled sister. And Cameron may think she’s a freaky kind of girl, but Scarlett always looks like she’s just had sex or in on her way to make some guy really, really happy
Cameron Diaz, Justin Timberlake, Scarlett Johansson Justin Trades Cameron for Scarlett? January 3, 2007
Hollywood’s famous anti-marriage couple may have called it quits. Janet Charlton’s Hollywood reports that a friend of the couple said they broke up two weeks ago. Rumors also have Justin possibly hooking up with Scarlett Johansson. Not that I have anything against Cameron, but that is trading up. Here are some pics of Justin in his new flick “Alpha Dog” where he plays a heavily tattooed gang member. That’s why they call it acting, people
Cameron Diaz, Justin Timberlake, Scarlett Johansson Scarlett and Josh Are Back On December 20, 2006 Super babe Scarlett is back with boyfriend Josh Hartnett. The two were spotted getting snuggly at the trendy TriBeCa restaurant Cercle Rouge. They had a meal and got progressively cozier as the night went on,” said our spy. “Then they started to make out in full view of the restaurant at their table and didn’t really care who saw.” I’d say that these two could make beautiful babies together but I just can’t decide if Josh hot in a cool arty way or if he’s just the luckiest goofy looking guy on earth
Scarlett Johansson, Josh Hartnett Red Hot Scarlett November 22, 2006 Scarlett is beyond hot in these pics, but I just can’t get past the fact that her boobs look like they’re filled with helium. Those things are so high, Scarlett could use them as a desk. Exactly, how much double sided tape and prayer is required to break the laws of gravity? I am going to guess that Scarlett has her eye on the Academy Awards this year since she actually looks like the Oscar statue in that last picture. But, I don’t think there are too many men who would mind having Scarlett sit on their mantle. Oh, get your mind out of the gutter
Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson almost shows her boobs November 4, 2006 Scarlett Johansson, who is one of the most talented actresses in today’s day and age, insists in showing her boobs… So far, she hasn’t gotten hooked with the right director, who will allow her to do so, but in the meantime, she walks around signing autographs in the lowest cut dress she can find, giving her fans something to look at. How long before she is actually topless in a movie?
Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson sings? October 20, 2006 Scarlet Johansson has announced this week that she’s landed a record deal for an album called "Scarlett Sings Tom Waits". Is that name missing a comma and be instead, "Scarlet Sings, Tom Waits"? Or is she actually going to sing Tom Waits? I don’t know, I don’t understand… this is above my intelligence level. And, who cares anyway?
Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson wants to go topless October 15, 2006 Michael Bay, the director of the movie "The Island" has told Esquire magazine that Scarlett Johansson wanted to show her boobs in the movie but he stopped her: “Scarlett said, ‘I’m not wearing this [expletive] bra. I’m going naked.’ I said, ‘Scarlett, you can’t go naked, this film is PG13.’” Something tells me that very soon we will see riots in front of Bay’s home with thousands of angry males demanding his head. He better watch out!
Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson - the Sexiest Woman Alive October 7, 2006 If you ask any man what they would bring to a desert island, their answer would be "Scarlett Johansson". Instead, if you ask Scarlett what she would bring, her answer would make you feel like a fool. Below some snippets from Scarlett Johansson’s interview with Esquire magazine regarding being voted Sexiest Woman Alive: On being voted “Best Breasts” by a weekly tabloid: “I’m sure my mom will be proud. You work hard making independent films for fourteen years and you get voted best breasts.” On being voted “Best Bum” in a British poll: “There are plenty of girls with nicer butts. There are plenty of girls who work harder for nicer butts. What about my brain? What about my heart? What about my kidneys and my gallbladder?” The book she’d take to a desert island: "How to Survive on a Desert Island." On posing nude for Vanity Fair with Keira Knightley: “It was surprisingly comfortable. Everyone was so busy working or loading film. Here I am, Keira and I, and we’re totally naked, and some guy is on his BlackBerry. But I guess it’s better than if they were all looking at me.” On offering to go nude during a scene in The Island: “They wanted to make me wear this bra when I woke up in the morning. And I was like, Why don’t they just have a sheet draped over me? Nobody sleeps in bras, except maybe French women.” On still being mad at Isaac Mizrahi for feeling her up at the Golden Globes: “I know he doesn’t bat on my team, but still.”
Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson in her new bioharzardous look September 25, 2006 Although you may be inclined to think that the Established & Sons anniversary party that took place last Saturday was a costume party due to Scarlett Johansson’s strange outfit, I assure you that it wasn’t. The same way that she wore her hair electrocution-style a few weeks ago in an effort to look like Nefertiti, she is now trying to look like a biohazardous materials specialist by wearing this funny looking jumpsuit. Seriously, she needs to fire the person is charge of her hair and wardrobe… Angelina Jolie is at the Cannes Film Festival promoting her new film A Mighty Heart and she brought her best accessory with her to the premiere. That would be her ultra-sexy man Brad Pitt. Here are the two of them looking disgustingly cuddly at the film’s premiere