Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Donate Big Bucks May 11, 2007
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are out making the rest of us look bad again. Of course its all for a cause so it’s hard to get my panties in a bunch over it. The do-gooder Brangelina have reportedly donated $1 million to three aid organizations to benefit the people suffering the war torn region of Darfur in the Sudan. The lucky organizations who will be getting the big checks are the International Rescue Committee, the International NGO, SOS Children’s Villages and the UN Refugee Agency. How coolk is it that Brad and Angie can just sit down to dinner and say “hey, we should donate a million dollars to refugees in Darfur. Pass the peas.” I want to be that rich. Not because I want to save refugees, I just want to have a million in my bank account
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Brad Pitt Needs a New Butt May 7, 2007
Bad news ladies, Brad Pitt won’t be showing his rear in his new flick. Even though he’s flashed his posterior for his adoring fans before, the super sexy dad is refusing to drop his drawers for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and he’s requesting a butt doubleFrom The Sun: Casting notices have been put out looking for suitable rears. Maybe Brad’s partner Angelina Jolie doesn’t want him stripping off for anyone else these days.” How’s that for a line on a resume? I was Brad Pitt’s butt. Do you suppose Brad gets to sit in on the auditions? I mean choosing your fake ass is a big decision. Not too flabby, not too hairy. Maybe they should let Angie pick out his stunt butt. After all she should know what’s needs fixin’. Pics of Brad and Angie looking way too tired to be eating out in Prague
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie Gets Her Party On May 3, 2007
Angelina Jolie and brood have landed in Prague where she’ll shoot her next movie Wanted. But was Angie getting her party on before she left for Eurpoean locale? Angie was spotted at a party following her directorial debut at the Tribeca Film Festival getting freaky at a party at Hotel Gansevoort with Olivier Martinez
From US Magazine: “She turned to him on the banquette and was shaking it in front of him. She was giving him a lap dance,” another reveler tells Us. “She was looking over her shoulder, tossing a glance his way.” As another partygoer describes it, “It was very, very flirty.” See this is what happened when Brad had all those kids and let himself go. If he spent a little more time taking care of his appearance and paid more attention to Angie then she wouldn’t have turned to another man’s lap for a little fun
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie Gives Her Son Brad Pitt’s Last Name April 25, 2007
Serial adopter Angelina Jolie is making Brad Pitt a daddy again. Angie is officially changing her newly adopted son Pax Thien’s name to Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt. From TMZ: Angelina Jolie has filed a petition in L.A. County Superior Court to change the name of her latest adopted child from Pax Thien Jolie to Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt. In papers filed April 16 and obtained today by TMZ, Angelina — the sole adoptive parent of Pax — is requesting the change so it will reflect the last name of her partner, Brad Pitt, and so it is the same as that of her other three children. This poor kid, he’s not going to have any idea what his name is. Every time he thinks he knows who he is, Angie goes and changes his name again. Someone get this kid a name tag
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie is Ready, Brad Pitt Wants to Wait April 12, 2007
Brad Pitt loves being an instant dad, but he may be ready to stop adding kidlets to the fam for a while. The whispers are that Angelina Jolie wants to keep plucking small children out of third world countries and tossing them in her carry-on bag, but Brad wants to wait before adopting another tax deduction. From The Daily Express: , “Brad couldn’t be more proud of Angelina and their family but he wants time to invest a little in what they have already. “Brad is not against having more children, adopted or otherwise. “Angelina wants more but he has suggested they should wait a while - a couple of years maybe before adding to their family again.” In other words, there are so many rugrats running around the Jolie-Pitt playroom that Brad can’t keep them straight, He wants to spend a little time learning their names so he can stop calling them “Oldest One” “Girl” “Baby” and “New Kid.”
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Brad and Angie Take to the High Seas April 11, 2007
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are rumord to be laying down a huge chunk of change on a custom Italian yacht. Because the 12 houses and 14 kids just aren’t enough…now they need a boat too? From IHT: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have reportedly commissioned a 280-foot-long Italian luxury yacht for $268 million. The yacht will have a swimming pool, a heliport, and a submarine, and is expected for delivery in 2009$268 million, people. That’s dollars, not pesos or lira or Monopoly money. That is just insane. I mean sunning yourself on the lido deck is cool and all, but why in the hell do you need a private submarine? And seriously, a swimming pool? On a yacht? Is it really that much trouble to jump overboard every now and then? Rich people are crazy. If I had $268 million to blow I’d buy my own country and name it Shelly-topia and then I’d declare myself Empress and make male sex slavery legal
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie’s Brother Blabs April 8, 2007
Angelina Jolie’s brother James Haven is flapping his gums about his sis and her family. Not only does he gush about what a great relationship Angie has with sexy bed buddy and baby daddy Brad Pitt, he also claims that the do-gooders named their biological daughter Shiloh after him. Apparently his parents “almost” gave him Shiloh as a middle name. And my parents almost named me Shiloh too…when do I get adopted? Speaking of which, rumors abound that Angie and Brad are shopping for a new baby to adopt in Chad. The story is that they want to have another African child in the family for Zahara. Because your kids have to match otherwise its a major fashion faux pas. But local officials in Chad recently denied that the Jolie-Pitts have filled out any adoption paperwork. So there you have it. The world’s most perfect couple are in fact perfect. Now excuse me while I gag a little
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, James Haven Brangelina Getting a New Son March 13, 2007 Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may be bringing their new son home within the next few weeks. Adoption officials in Ho Chi Minh city have said that they are procesing Jolie’s application quickly because of the age of the boy (he’s three and a half) and because his files were nearly complete before Jolie began the adoption process. From MSN: The child was abandoned at a Ho Chi Minh City hospital as a baby and then taken to the nearby Tam Binh orphanage, where he has lived ever since, said Nguyen Van Trung, the orphanage director. Shortly after he arrived at the orphanage, the Tam Binh staff tried unsuccessfully to locate the boy’s birth parents. “He is in good health,” Trung said. “He is a little bit shy.” The boy gets along well with other children and loves to play soccer, Trung said. So the Jolie-Pitt mini United Nations is getting a new member. Now just our of curiosity, if Maddox and the new kid start fighting over who gets to go to the Golden Globes with Daddy, does that make it an international conflict? And is it technically a war if Zahara tosses a pancake at Shiloh’s head during breakfast? Hey, I’m not just a gossip whore, I like to be up on world politics too
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie Adopting Again, Brad Pitt is Just Along for the Ride March 3, 2007
Brad Pitt may be getting a new bottom to diaper, but he isn’t going to get credit for it. The latest report on the world’s most blended brood is that Angelina Jolie has filed papers to adopt a Vietnamese boy and she checked the “single parent” box on the formFrom Yahoo News: Angelina Jolie has filed papers to adopt a Vietnamese child, the country’s top adoption official said Friday. A U.S. adoption agency representing the 31-year-old actress filed the papers at Vietnam’s International Adoption Agency, said Vu Duc Long, the agency’s director“She just filed the papers this week,” Long said. Long would not name the U.S. adoption agency working with Jolie, who applied to adopt as a single parent. I wonder if Brad knows that he’s doesn’t rate the Daddy box. So that makes him what? Angie’s manny? Ok sure there’s this whole Vietnamese policy that if you’re not married you have to file as a single parent…but where’s the funny in that? I prefer to think of my poor Brad being underappreciated and waiting for the day when he can leave Angie because he suddenly realizes that he really loves me. Hey, it could happen, I already got rid of Jen. Pics of Brad and baby Shiloh looking adorable
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Brad Pitt Snubs Oscar February 28, 2007
Did anyone else find it a little odd that Brad Pitt skipped the Academy Awards this year? I ask not just because I missed seeing the super hot Brad all dolled up, but because it seems odd that he would snub the ceremony. His film Babel had a bunch of nominations, including one for co-star Cate Blanchett, and Brad was a producer on The Departed which won for Best Picture. Brad’s rep claims that Brad was too busy working to attend. Sure, that must be it. Or could it be that Brad, who is supposedly above everything Hollywood now that he has Angelina and the kids, is feeling a bit neglected by Oscar? After all, George Clooney and Matt Damon both have the little blad guys sitting on their shelves. That must make bar-b-ques a little awkward. I predict we’ll be seeing Brad play a quadrapeligic teacher who teaches a mute boy to sing in his next movie…that should get him a nomination. Oh, and how cute are these kids? If this family gets any prettier I may throw up
Brad Pitt, Academy Awards Brangelina Not Adopting…From This Orphanage February 26, 2007
Us Weekely recently reported that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were in the process of adopting a boy form the Tam Binh orphanage in Viet Nam. Now Star Magazine is counter-reporting (sounds like tabloid espionage) that the glamorous duo won’t be bringing home a bundle of joy…at least not from that orphanage. Contrary to other, recent reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were planning on adopting a Vietnamese child from the Tam Binh orphanage in Vietnam’s Ho Chi Minh City, a spokesman for the orphanage tells Star, “Brad and Angelina have not been back to our orphanage since their visit in November. I’d only wish that they were adopting from us! There are many orphanages in Vietnam that they could adopt from, but it certainly is not us.” Now I ask you, if we can’t trust a tabloid to give us the straight scoop, who can we trust? I’m willing to bet though that Angie and Brad will be picking up another ankle-biter sometime soon. It’s been what, like 6 months since Shiloh was born? Angie has got to be jonesing for a baby fix by now. And you know Brad is in full on “yes, dear” mode. What Angie wants, Angie gets…just ask Jennifer Aniston. Pics from their trip to Viet Nam
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Angeline Jolie and Brad Pitt Adopting Again February 23, 2007
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may be planning to add another bundle of joy to their brood of beautiful babies. US Weekly is reporting that the do-gooder parents are planning to adopt a Vietnamese boy from the Tam Binh orphanage. A source says: “Angelina and Brad have filed papers with the US Citizenship and Immigration services to adopt a boy from the Tam Binh orphanage in Ho Chi Minh City.” You know, most people just pick up a t-shirt or a hand woven basket as souvenier when they visit a foreign country. Leave it to those two to find the one tourist trap in Viet Nam that sells orphans. Personally, I would have gone for the knock-off Louis Vuitton bag, but that’s just me
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Jennifer Aniston Wants to Tell Angelina Jolie What She Thinks of Her January 22, 2007 Brad Pitt’s worst nightmare is about to come true. Ex-wife Jennifer Aniston and new love Angelina Jolie are going to have a pow-wow. I don’t think there is any way this meeting ends well for Brad. Personally, I hope Jennifer comes with a weapon heavier than just the fact that Angelina stole her husband. From Star: Sources say Jen still firmly believes Angelina is responsible for destroying her marriage to Brad. But the stark contrast between the two relationships indicates that the Brangelina/ Jen love triangle was far more complicated than Jen might believe. That may be why, sources say, Jen still seems interested in learning when and why Brad and Angie first got together. A source close to Jen says she’s never stopped wanting to tell Angie just how much pain she caused. (Brad and Angelina have always maintained they did not get together until after his split with Jen.) Given the major change in Brad since he left Jen and became super-glued to Angie, I’d say there was a serious mid-life crisis involved…or brainwashing. That would work too
Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Head South January 17, 2007
Mardi Gras isn’t the only reason to vist New Orleans any more. Super star couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (and ankle-biters Mad, Zee and Shy) are moving to the Big Easy. The couple has reportedly purchased a $3.5 million mansion in the French Quarter and plan to make it home base for their various save the world campaigns. From Reuters: Globe-trotting Hollywood couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have moved to New Orleans and plan to send their three children to school there, Us Weekly magazine reported on Tuesday. “We love it there,” Jolie was quoted as saying in confirming the move at the Golden Globe awards ceremony in Los Angeles on Monday night. “The kids are going to go to school there. We’re really looking forward to it.” Representatives for Pitt, 43, and Jolie, 31, could not immediately be reached for comment. But according to the story posted on the magazine’s Web site, the couple’s relocation to the flood-ravaged Louisiana city is at least partly in keeping with their off-screen devotion to various humanitarian causes around the world. See, New Orleans doesn’t need government aid or FEMA…they have Brangelina. Maybe they’ll just adopt the whole city and make it one big happy family that likes to get drunk and flash their tits
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Angelina and Brad Spread Christmas Cheer December 26, 2006
Super do-gooders Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are once again making the rest of us look bad. The pretty pair spent Christmas in San Jose, Costa Rica passing out gifts to refugees“We had a wonderful Christmas both with the Costa Rican people and the Colombian refugee families we met,” Jolie said in a statement. Her visit was part of her work as a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for RefugeesAbout 11,500 refugees have come to Costa Rica, most of them from Colombia, where an armed conflict between leftist guerrillas, soldiers and paramilitary forces has forced them to flee, says the UNHCR. All told, an estimated 3 million Colombians have been forced from their homes. “The conflict in Colombia is the greatest humanitarian tragedy in the Western Hemisphere, but it receives very little international attention,” Jolie said after her arrival in San Jose. “My Christmas message to Colombian refugees and to the millions of displaced people in Colombia is that the world has not totally forgotten them.” No, the greatest tragedy in the Western hemisphere right now is Jennifer Aniston. That poor woman not only has to see her ex snuggled up with a sexy movie star every day, but he ends up being father of the year to her kids and then spawns one of his own. And then, just to add insult to injury, they hop around the globe spreading peace and goodwillI mean really, Brad couldn’t have just gotten fat and bought a motorcycle like a normal divorced guy. Jennifer, I feel your pain
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Brad Pitt Doesn’t Need the Spotlight December 13, 2006
Brad Pitt doesn’t need to be the center of attention to feel like a man. The actor turned do-gooder is apparently comfortable being a trophy boyfriend for his sweetie Angelina Jolie. The New York Posts’s Page Six reports: ANGELINA Jolie has Brad Pitt well-trained. The Hollywood hunk made sure not to upstage his Oscar-winning love at Robert De Niro’s after-party the other night for his new flick, “The Good Shepherd,” which co-stars Jolie and Matt Damon. Pitt hovered in the shadows as best he could while Jolie held court with Liam Neeson, Oliver Stone, Grace Hightower, Harvey Weinstein and other luminaries at Jazz at Lincoln Center. Then, playing cocktail waiter, he ordered Ketel One vodka martinis for Jolie and himself. On the one hand, good for Brad for playing second fiddle. On the other hand, he’s Brad Pitt. Like he needs recognition from Liam Nesson and Oliver Stone…the man parties with George Clooney for pity’s sake
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in Vietnam November 24, 2006
Celebrity super-couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie spent Thanksgiving touring Ho Chi Minh City in Vietnam. The two were snapped touring the city on a motorbike. Curiously, the singing animals and flying sprites that follow in the wake of their obsessive good deeds were absent. This trip is one of their many stops throughout Southeast Asia. No word on whether or not Hollywood’s most famous multi-cultural family had been considering bringing home another baby in their quest to circumnavigate the globe via adoption
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt fear for their lives November 3, 2006 Financial Express reports today that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been given Y category security while filming the movie A Mighty Heart in New Delhi because of threats to their lives from Al-Qaeda. This type of security clearance allows them to have 11 body guards paid by either the India or the US governmentsIt seems to me like the Al-Qaeda cell operating in India doesn’t much have anything better to do. What’s up with them, isn’t there any more sh*t to blow in India? Or is it that Brad and Angelina all of the sudden are as important as the American president? They’re cuter, granted… so that may be why…
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Pitt fired Tv crew October 25, 2006 A TV crew who reportedly trespassed on Brad Pitt’s Hollywood home have been firedIt has been claimed a camera operator and a producer for E! entertainment news unchained a gate at the back of the property last Thursday 19.10.06 before entering and filming the house. They ran off after being challenged by workmen. A statement from the US TV channel confirmed the pair’s employment has been “terminated”, adding: “E! Networks did not instruct or authorize anyone working on its program to improperly intrude onto private property, and the individuals involved have been terminated.” Neither Brad nor Angelina Jolie were at home at the time and this is not the first security scare the couple have suffered in recent months. So last week US Magazine threw a Hollywood hotness fest. It was basically just a bunch of celebs sitting around congratulating each other for being pretty. A true meeting of the minds in the Holly Hood. And don’t think I’m just being bitchy because I wasn’t invited. It was actually called US Magazine’s Hot Hollywood Party. So here are some of the folks that were deemed worthy by US Magazine. Lindsay Lohan was there (no word how many casualities her driver caused getting her there). Jennifer Lopez received the Style Icon of the Year Award (so she showed up with metallic eyeshadow and a cadaverous hubby on her arm). Ashlee Simpson and Carmen Electra were both looking pretty good on the red carpet. And of course Paris Hilton and her wonky eye showed up looking really pissed off about something…maybe the monkey bit her againSee, now it’s just like you were there